Have troubling rumors about corporate giant Procter & Gamble been keeping you up at night? Specifically, that their president was a member of the Church of Satan? um.....NO! However, P&G is so worried about it that they've set up a page on their website to refute these claims.

Here's the ridiculous backstory.

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